The Adventures of Peter Pan

There once was a young, mysteriously ruddy boy named Peter Pan. He was frightfully clever and cunning. He never made choices, except for one... To never grow up. His paths seemed to be more destined, never planned. He simply knew what he was to do without ever deciding anything (as is the way with boys). Peter ran from his home and resided in Neverland, there he lived a horribly adventurous life.

He gave up the chances of ever becoming a man for a life of thrilling sword fights, dangerous kidnappings, and pirates. That's right pirates. Namely Captain Hook, the most fearsome pirate to ever have crossed the land. Peter had already cut off one of his hands, and fed it to Allistar, the biggest, meanest, most puzzling crocodile there ever was. Therefore, Captain Hook despised Peter Pan with all of the strength within himself.

Captain Hook dedicated his life's work to killing Peter Pan. He came very nearly close once, but of course the fantastic Peter Pan out-witted him. That is a fact that Captain held in the highest regret. "How can I not kill a boy!" he'd shout day after day. But Peter Pan was no ordinary boy, he was a marvelously wonderful boy. Peter's approaching Captain Hook didn't happen very often, he spent most of his time with the Lost Boys and Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell was his fairy friend. She was amazingly cute and tiny. She was usually very good, but sometimes, when it came to Peter, she would become bewitched with jealousy. Tinkerbell wasn't exactly in love with Peter, at least she didn't think she was, she just did not want anyone else to be in love with him; nor did she want him in love with anybody else. Tinlerbell wanted Peter all to herself. Many would call Tink selfish or conceited, but in actuality, she is deliciously clever.

The Lost Boys were the horribly young boys that lost their parents. Before you go worrying about the boys, I should tell you that they don't miss their parents. Actually, they can't remember them. It's all pretty nutty, but I will get to the details later. Anyway, the boys looked to Peter as a kind of father figure. He told them what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. They listened to Peter most faithfully.one of his hands and fed it to Allistar, the biggest, meanest, most puzzling crocodile there ever was. Therefore, Captain Hook despised Peter Pan with all his strength within.one of his hands and fed it to Allistar, the biggest, meanest, most puzzling crocodile there ever was. Therefore, Captain Hook despised Peter Pan with all his strength within.one of his hands and fed it to Allistar, the biggest, meanest, most puzzling crocodile there ever was. Therefore, Captain Hook despised Peter Pan with all his strength within.